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Manchester United Stadium- The Mecca- 2

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Manchester United Stadium- The Mecca- 1

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Two women friends.....

An absoultely hilarious one, recieved from Shubhojit Sir..

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi-Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
'These damn girls' night out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.'
'You thi…

Tu dhoop hai !!!

An amazingly inspirational song...


kholo kholo darwaaze
parde karo kinare
koonte se bandhi hai hawa
mil ke chudao saare
saare saare …..

aajao patang le ke
apne hi rang le ke
aasmaan ka sham-e-ana
aaj hamein hai sajaana
hai sajaana
hai sajaana

kyon iss kadar haeraan tu
mausam ka hai mehmaan tu
o duniya sajee tere liye
khud ko zara pehchaan tu
tu dhoop hai
chamm se bikhar
tu hai nadi
o bekhabar
behe chal kahi
udd chal kahi
dil khush jahaan
teri to manzil hai vaheen…

ho…
kyon iss kadar haeraan tu
mausam ka hai mehmaan tu

baasi zindagi udaasi taazi hasne ko raazi
garamaa garam saari abhi abhi hai utaari
oooooooooo
zindagi toh hai bataasha
meethi meethi si hai aasha
chakle rakhle hatheli se dhak le isse
tujh maein agar pyaas hai
baarish ka ghar bhi paas hai
o …roke tujhe koi kyun bhala
sang sang tere aakash hai
tu dhoop hai
chamm se bikhar
tu hai nadi
o bekhabar
behe chal kahi
udd chal kahi
dil khush jahaan
teri to manzil hai vaheen…

khul gaya …aasmaan ka rasta
dekho khul gaya
mil gaya …kho gaya tha jo sitara
mil gaya
mil gaya
roshan hui …

Have you ever danced?

This came from an email forwarded by Shubhojit Sir-:


An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio , Texas, leading an old tired mule.

The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the
dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of
the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying,
"Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said,
"No, I never did dance... never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said,
"Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting
at the old man's feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.

Everybody was laughing, fit t…

London Calling....Again....

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A couple of years back, one day I just resolved that I am definitely gonna visit UK.

Well though I resolved that, I dint had a clue that my dream will come true in just a couple of years time, as when I resolved to visit UK, I dint even had a Passport.

But then, as they say; "Every dog has its day", mine also came...and pretty soon by the standards...

There was a sales contest run last year in my present organisation and I was one of the winners and got qualified for the trip.
It was quite a nail biting finish, as once the deadline of the contest was extended by a month.

But then, finally I sailed through.

I was ecstatic when the mail came, announcing the winners. This was going to be my first overseas trip, and the first trip itself to London!!!

But after that I dont know what happened, even after repeated announcements to get the VISA formality done, I dint acted on it. Somehow, I dint want to go over there.

I was puzzled and then so many other people also.

Finally after much co…

After 10 Years....

After more than 10 years, last week, I watched two movies in theatre.

I am not a cine buff in the strict sense as in I am not fond of watching movies very often in the theatre, unless the movie is a very compelling one. So for that matter, I have watched each and every movie of Aamir Khan.

Recently while conversing with someone whom I met off-late recently, she said that she watches movie every saturday and its almost part-and-parcel of her life. Not watching movie on a saturday for her is just like a sin.

I was actually quite amazed at that, I mean I dont even watch movies at theatre in a quarter and here is someone who watches movies every week religiously.

Though in Engg. College days it was a different scenario, as movies were the only escape route from the daily grind and we used to wait patiently every friday for the new release. I must have watched so many movies of Mithun, which he himself cannot recall :-)

So last Monday, I hit the nearest multiplex to watch "Karthik calling …

Holi Mubarak !!!

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