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Maritial Status???

Its all about people, honey!!!

Working in a high employee turnover ratio industry like Retail, I am always look-out for people, as the caption above says it..

A few days back on a store visit, I met a guy who is currently a small time snacks vendor at present and we just struck conversation. The guy had earlier worked in organised retail and seemed to be quite a good enthusiastic salesman.

So finally, I asked him to send me his CV and for any suitable opportunity available, I promised him to give a call.

A couple of days back, I recieved his resume with the first page of the resume having a printed B&W photo of his.

After reading the last page, I just could not hold back my laughter, and for many minutes I kept on laughing, holding my stomach.

In the personal details section, he had written under the column-:

MARITIAL STATUS- DOUBLE.

Have a nice day....

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can st…

Pari ho aasmaani tum magar tum ko to paana hai...

This is one of my all-time fav songs as the lyrics are very inspirational. I still remember sending SMS on month-end 5 years back to my team, regarding achievement of targets...."Pari ho aasmaani tum, magar tum ko to paana hai....."

And I missed the targets only on few of the occassions...

This song is very close to my heart and I can never forget it....

PriceSticker......Tum ko to paana hai....

Aaj ki shaam is mehfil mein aapke pasandida qavvaal
chulbule asraani saahab ko bulaaya gaya tha magar
achanak tabiyat kharaab hojaane ki wajah se vo chulbule
gulbule se gulgule hokar bulbule ho chuke hain
isliye yahaan nahi aa sake unke na aane ki main
zanaab karnal tipsi se muaafi chaahta hu is
guzaarish ke saath ki unki ye haseen mehafil saaz aur
aavaaz ke jaadu se meharuum nahi rahegi agar mere
seene mein dil hai aur us dil mein tadap aur uska asar
tadap laazmi hai apne aavaaz se sab dilon ko jitne
ka vayada to nahi kar sakta par huzur agar ye
naacheez agar ek raat mein ek dil bhi jee…

PriceSticker Corporation

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A couple of logos designed for PriceSticker Corp by my colleague Sandeep Karwa.



I am happy for CARNATION: Dreams do come true

Today as I opened the newspaper, a leaflet springed out and it was of CARNATION, the new venture launched by Shri Jagdish Khattar.

I dont remember reading a newspaper insert from top to bottom with all the details in ages.

Suddenly, I felt very happy...

About 3 years back, I quit a settled career to give it a shot at entrepreneurship. I was looking at a lot of opportunities available at that time.

Once as I was travelling by auto to office, I saw an auto garage on the new link road with different cars waiting to be repaired and it just click me that an organised chain of multi-brand automobile repair workshops has all the ingredients of a successful venture.

The number of vehicles will always rise, and people after the regular warranty is over, hesitate to go the brand showroom for work as they have the apprehension that they charge more for everything. So you can always offer a better and reasonable world class service under the aegis of s multi-brand automobile repair workshop.

Also, yo…

Be a man like Shobhit Kaushal: I will definitely try Shobhit...

Shobhit Kaushal was a 18 year old boy from Kanpur who so bravely fought cancer for 3 years, but eventually went to a different frontier to continue his fight.

In his words-:

" You know God challenges us because he knows that we have the strength to overcome anything. It's just another step in the enhancement of my personality. And its my duty to make my life beautiful, colourful, and enjoyable..."

Can you imagine such words from a 17-18 year old boy suffering from a terminally ill disease.

After reading these lines, I have learnt a very valuable lesson today and these words shall ring in my ears always....

"We are bigger than our bodies, our situations...."

Mr. A K Antony, Please leave the Army alone: Sukhna land scam

Sometimes I want to kick all these media guys just where it hurts most. Every single day they are out in this world to prove, their old age adage that "Pen is mightier than the sword".

That the whole world knows it,I guess this time they deliberately wanted to prove it, literally.

The media made this Sukhna land scam case as if the entire Indian army is corrupt and the most corrupt of it all is Gen. Deepak Kapoor, who is shielding his men.

Who is Mr. A K Antony to dwell into the jurisdiction of Army??? A Defence Minister has no rights whatsoevero poke his ugly nose into Army's jurisdiction.

Gen. Deepak Kapoor already had initiated the administrative action against Military Secretary.

After coming into severe pressure from media, A K Antony did this un-warranted thing to advise disciplinary action against the Military Secretary.

Against how many corrupt Babus Mr. A K Antony has acted on in his tenure? Every single arms deal is mired into controversy and reeks of corruption invo…

Drunken Driving: Culpable homicide or Death due to negligience

Now there's one more of those and equally cruel.

So Miss Nooria Haveliwala was so desperate to guzzle the beer cans before reaching her home that she was drinking even at the wheels, and when she realised that something has gone wrong, She simply goes to the cops and say "Sorry".

And we all should be "Sorry" for that. We all are equally rsponsible for what happened.

Evenafter so many rampant cases, we let the accused go free with a gentle reprimand and slapping a case of "Death due to negligience".

Negligience??? What negligience???

There is no degligience, its an act committed deliberately and in complete sense knowing that the act could prove fatal.

This is culpable homicide out and out and till the moment we punish the culprits in the same manner as the murderers, this insane rage of drunken driving will never end.

Was Nooria so naive to know that after guzzling litres of booze, she can eventually loose control of the vehicle and somebody may get injured …

Ishqiya: Dil to bachcha hai ji, thoda kachcha hai ji.....

Aisi ulji nazar unse hatt ti nahi
Daant se reshmi dor katt ti nahi
Umar kab ki baras ke safaid ho gayi
Kaari badari jawani ki chatt ti nahi
Walla ye dhadkan bhadne lagi hai
Chehre ki rangat udne lagi hai
Darr lagta hai tanha sone mein ji
Dil to bachcha hai ji
Dil to bachcha hai ji
Thoda kaccha hai ji
Haan dil to baccha hai ji

Aisi ulji nazar unse hatt ti nahi
Daant se reshmi dor katt ti nahi
Umar kab ki baras ke safaid ho gayi
Kaari badari jawani ki chatt ti nahi
Ra ra ra ..

Kisko ptaa tha pehlu mein rakha
Dil aisa baaji bhi hoga
Hum to hamesha samajhte the koi
Hum jaisa haaji hi hoga
Hai zor karein, kitna shor karein
Bewaja baatein pe ainwe gaur karein
Dilsa koi kameena nahi
Koi to rokey, koi to tokey
Iss umar mein ab khaogey dhokhe
Darr lagta hai ishq karne mein ji
Dil to bachcha hai ji
Dil to bachcha hai ji
Thoda kaccha hai ji
Haan dil to baccha hai ji

Aisi udhaasi baithi hai dil pe
Hassne se ghabra rahe hain
Saari jawani katra ke kaati
Piri mein takra gaye hain
Dil dhadakta hai to aise lagta hai woh
Aa raha hai yah…