Kanjibhai Mukherjee ! ! !
A man boards a Kingfisher flight from
As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the
plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks 'Business trip or vacation?'
She turns, smiles, and says, 'Business. I'm going to the annual
He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen,
sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist! Struggling to contain his
excitement and maintain his composure, he calmly asks, 'What's your business role
at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she says, 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality.'
'Really?' he says, swallowing hard. 'What m-m-m-myths are those?'
'Well,' she explains, 'one popular myth is that African men are the best
endowed when, in fact, it's the Gujarati who is most likely to possess
that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
whereas actually it is the Bengali. However, we have found that the best
potential lover in all categories is the Sardar.'
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. 'I'm
sorry,'she says, 'I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even
know your name!'
'Kanjibhai !' the man blurts out. 'Kanjibhai Mukherjee!
But all my friends call me Joginder Singh!'