Nothing official about it !!!

This is copied from an e-mail....


One day, three employees, one from UNICEF, one from USAID and one from CARE, went out for a walk.They were old buddies from College, and they were together for a college reunion...

For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo and passed a monkey. Being in the same business and from the same college, there was a little bit of a peer competition going on between them - they couldn't resist testing themselves against each other.- especially the USAID guy.

He said to the others: "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?

" Why not, said the other two."The person from USAID said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".

By mutual agreement, the USAID employee took the first turn. Being a pure logical strategist, he tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As an employee of more practical organization, the UNICEF guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put... Now, comes the CARE guy... Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him.The other two were astonished. How did this CARE guy manage to beat them?

No way were they going to accept defeat so easily.

So the UNICEF guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before.

The USAID guy narrated sad stories, the UNICEF guy made sad gestures, and they failed again... Then, the CARE guy whispered something into the monkey's ear and lo! It started crying, patting the CARE guy's shoulder! The other two just could not believe their eyes!So the USAID person said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".

And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.The UNICEF guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still no go. So... Here comes our CARE guy, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!

The other two surrendered. Said they: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him."Well", said the CARE employee.

"The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for CARE.The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid after worked so hard...so it started crying.And then I told that I was here for recruitment!!!

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