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Mr. Arjun Singh you have failed in your political and professional career and to make for it you want to become messiah by doing reservation???

That’s true Mr. Arjun Singh, You have failed in your professional career and so has your party, which has ruled for most of the post independence era in this country.

If almost after 60 years of independence, you and your party, still thinks that reservation is needed for the backward classes(over and above 50% already in State and Cemtral Govt) in Pvt sector and important educational institutions, Congress party and you as well are answerable to that….

If its so the case, what have you done in your political career of 35 to 40 years(if not more) and what your great Party has done in last 60 years???? Mr. Singh, 60 years is not a less time to improve upon the one of the biggest issues that has plagued the modern India. And while you and your party has been in the power for most of the part, apart from advocating for reservation, what else do you have to show , in terms of improvement on this count.

When your policies and efforts and everything else has failed, you are resorting to the la…

Mr. Arjun Singh, don't try to make us Indians racist ! ! !

What took Gandhi and Ambedkar ages to do with their sweat and blood, Arjun Singh is hell bent on trying to reverse that, again.

During the Mandal episode one, courtesy our ex- beloved PM VP Singh, who is on his death-bed, the country almost got divided on the caste lines, forcing many of us to become racist.
Guess, this time another “Singh” is giving the same push to this “Racism” in the mind of us Indians.

Arjun Singh does not realize that though he may push the reservation agenda in to Pvt. Sector and a further hike of quota in Govt institutions, what happens when all this leads to the other half of upper caste Indians becoming racist.

All this endeavour of Mr. Singh will get wiped out in a single stroke(assuming , he is doing it beneovelently, which he is not), if this thought of racism creeps into the minds of millions of Indians.

But what the heck, if India becomes a racist country, and there starts blooming societies like KKK, none of the business of Mr. Arjun Singh, his business is …

Why the Docs of Delhi should not protest against the Reservation Policy??

1. Well, like his predecessor Mr. VP Singh, this singh (Arjun) is also a fat ass, ass**** and even if you hang yourself with your steths, he will not budge...

2. Last time scores died protesting, but Mr. VP Singh, he stood on his decision like a rock. Result, Now he is dying a slow and painful death, but that does not seem to deter fat ass Arjun. Ultimately, proof of the pudding lies in eating it, hence till the moment he starts dying a painful death, he will believe that he can kill others and go scot free....

3. Arjun Singh, and his wards or grand grand children need not worry about education and jobs, a couple of decades back Arjun made it sure that they dont need to, by emblazing billions of ruppees in the infamous "Churhat Lottery Case".
And since he is a fat ass ass****, he is least bothered whether you get education and job or not. His "Churhat" money is enough to last 7 generations...

Well Docs you see, some fat-ass, remain fat-ass......throughout their lives..…

Fishing: Best way to relax your mind

A note about an Indian sales guy.... The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"

The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."
Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, Just one sale." The boss says: "Just ONE? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.
By the way, how much was the sale for?" Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64" Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What did you sell?"
Indian boy says: "Sir, First I sell him small fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I so…

And I am cooking again........

I am cooking my own food now. Bought a micro-wave a few days back, in fact on the Gudi-Padwa.

For almost last 10 odd years, have been eating out only, four years in college and six years in the job. Now every single hotel of the planet tastes the same, be it a dhaba or a five star.....Some how the taste buds now seem to be immune of any change in the recipe or the course of the meal.
It was high time to act to save them from getting defunct and to lose a valuable sensory organ of my body......Hence, decided to take charge of the things back into my hand, like it was for almost a couple of years, during my college days......

And boy, am enjoying my cooking again. Imagine, yesterday I got back home around 10.45pm or so, had a bath and started cooking somewhere around 11.30 and finally went to sleep, feeling heavy and hearty, with my own cooked food at 1am today.
This could happen only if you enjoy the chore, otherwise its not possible to cook food once you get back home after a hard day at…

The analogy between appraisal and viva-voce

Well, this refers to the blog which I wrote yesterday about the Life being strange and yet so similar, at the same time...

Appraisal has begun and one of my colleague is inside with his two bosses, facing the battery of question....

Now one more analogy, it just as same as the Viva-voce session which we used to had during the Engg. days. When we will be waiting with baited breath for our turn, would hang around the room and have a peek-a-boo, once a while.
And as soon as anybody would come out, we would grab him to ask , what all questions were asked.....and now, the only thing that has changed is that, questions and syllabus are not the same for everyone, and hence, no hints....

So a couple of us are hanging around the room, idling our time, getting our papers ready, and just hoping that this goes well, like we used to hope with our viva, and it always used to get screwed....

God, have mercy on me this time at least and let it go well....

Life is strange, yet so similar.......

Well, life is strange and yet so similar, all through the days (you will say, what a motherhood statement, everyone knows that), but why am re-iterating it here is that, I discovered this fact again today.

While you are student, you prepare for an entire year, or a semester, or a competitive exam and you are judged for all that duration in 3 hours. If you do well in those 3 hours, all your efforts will bear fruit, and if you don’t, they will rot and in the end, you feel like a Pig…….I have myself felt like that quite a many times……So strange, isn’t it???

When you are a professional and working, you slog your ass for an entire year, month-on-month, day to day, and then, all your performance gets measured in may be an hour or little bit more than that, that’s what we call Performance Appraisal……..See, Life is so similar…….Yet its so difficult????

So its again the yearly appraisal time, you fill a long form, depicting figures on your performance and writing long subjectives on what you did …

The difference between Rich & Poor people....

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have field…